And just when you thought she couldn't sink any lower...

...Terri Hatcher is dating Ryan Seacrest! I mean Teri, honey, we knew you were 'desperate' for attention and all (** see the dress she wore to the Grammy's), but to sink so low as to date the most obnoxious man on television? Now that's feelin' sorry for yourself.

Have you ever met a more arrogant host? It's one thing for Simon to be a prick, I mean he's got the career and the money to back-up his whole asshole image, but Ryan, well exactly what is his talent supposed to be, lobbing inane insults and mocking hopeful singers? Did you see him and the Academy Awards? Rather difficult to interview folks when you have nothing intelligent to ask, right?

So anyway, looks like poor Teri has given up on eye cream and has decided to fight the signs of aging with a younger man. Sorry honey, those bags under your eyes look all the bigger beside your fresh-faced little boy-toy.

But whatever, this is a match made in mediocre heaven. If either of them were less insecure they couldn't possibly be together, but here they can have their egos stroked on the pages of Us Weekly for 15 minutes and then after the publicity frenzy subsides, Teri can cry to Vanity Fair about how he broke her heart. Hell, if he wants to wants to try and prove he's not gay and she doesn't mind those smarmy liver-lips all over her, then more power to 'em.

Would be an excellent plan, were either of them remotely likeable, interesting or newsworthy...guess it was a slow week for tabloid press.